Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Randomize
