I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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