:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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