theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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