Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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