marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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