K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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