Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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