wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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