all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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