Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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