just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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