big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
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On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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