Some milfs here doing some blow
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?