So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?