Have you finally orgasmed yet?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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