Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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