It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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