My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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