Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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