trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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