Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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