Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You don't make any sense
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my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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