Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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