does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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