My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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