Small penises have feelings too.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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