Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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