I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Randomize