So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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