so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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