I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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