People in love make me want to vomit
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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