giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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