You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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