Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
it hurts more in the daytime
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
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i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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