who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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