that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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