Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
