Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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