This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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