Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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