shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I could fuck to npr.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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