is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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