Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
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Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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