Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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