i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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