have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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