i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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