HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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