All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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