White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
please come you make the beer taste better
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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