I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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