Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
you inspire me to be a worse person
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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