I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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