i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
At least make sure they are 18
Why
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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