Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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