we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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