Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Dicks are not precious.
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