did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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